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Clean design, clear message.
The Dino Nerd Sweatshirt brings the complete artwork to the point without distraction – minimalist in look, maximum in content.
For all those who don't want to explain their enthusiasm, but rather document it.
Text on back:
100%
REX AND HELIX | CERTIFIED SPECIMEN.
CURIOUS. INFORMED. DISTINCTLY NERDY.
Contents may vary in knowledge volume,
reaction speed, and enthusiasm output.
CEREBRAL DINO ENERGY
DINO NERD
HOMO SAPIENS (VAR. PREHISTORICALLY OBSESSED)
EST. ~65 MILLION YEARS TOO LATE
ERA: MODERN JURASSIC ENTHUSIAST
INGREDIENTS
90% curiosity, 10% chaotic enthusiasm.
Powered by documentaries, field guides,
and late-night wiki dives. Knows the difference between
Triassic, Jurassic, Cretaceous – and corrects people politely.
Heart rate increases near fossils, museums, and toy aisles.
WASH AT 30°C — KEEP IT COOL, OVERHEATING MAY TRIGGER INFO DUMPS.
NO BLEACH — FACTS ARE ALREADY PURE. SKIP THE DRYER — STATIC ENERGY INCREASES RANDOM DINO FACTS. ENGINEERED FOR CONVERSATIONS, DISCUSSIONS, AND PALEOLOGICAL RABBIT HOLES. PREHISTORIC. AUTHENTIC. ICONIC.
HANDLE WITH CARE — HIGH INTELLECTUAL EXCITEMENT LEVELS
material
Brushed sweatshirt in a regular fit and unisex cut.
• 85% combed ring-spun organic cotton / 15% recycled polyester
• 280 GSM
• set-in sleeves
• Herringbone neckband
• contrasting half moon on the neck
• simple topstitching at the neckline
• Double stitching on sleeve ends and bottom hem
Please wash inside out with similar colors and do not iron the print.
Size chart
Size Chart
Toleranz ± 3 cm
| GRÖSSE | BREITE (cm) | LÄNGE (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 48 | 65 |
| S | 50.5 | 68 |
| M | 53 | 72 |
| L | 56 | 74 |
| XL | 59 | 76 |
| XXL | 62 | 78 |