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Made for cold days, long conversations, and warm enthusiasm.
The Dino Nerd Hoodie features the complete artwork like a scientific data sheet – only wearable and with a hood.
Ideal for autumn, winter, and late-night Wiki sessions. Comfort meets maximum nerd factor.
Text on back:
100%
REX AND HELIX | CERTIFIED SPECIMEN.
CURIOUS. INFORMED. DISTINCTLY NERDY.
Contents may vary in knowledge volume,
reaction speed, and enthusiasm output.
CEREBRAL DINO ENERGY
DINO NERD
HOMO SAPIENS (VAR. PREHISTORICALLY OBSESSED)
EST. ~65 MILLION YEARS TOO LATE
ERA: MODERN JURASSIC ENTHUSIAST
INGREDIENTS
90% curiosity, 10% chaotic enthusiasm.
Powered by documentaries, field guides,
and late-night wiki dives. Knows the difference between
Triassic, Jurassic, Cretaceous – and corrects people politely.
Heart rate increases near fossils, museums, and toy aisles.
WASH AT 30°C — KEEP IT COOL, OVERHEATING MAY TRIGGER INFO DUMPS.
NO BLEACH — FACTS ARE ALREADY PURE. SKIP THE DRYER — STATIC ENERGY INCREASES RANDOM DINO FACTS. ENGINEERED FOR CONVERSATIONS, DISCUSSIONS, AND PALEOLOGICAL RABBIT HOLES. PREHISTORIC. AUTHENTIC. ICONIC.
HANDLE WITH CARE — HIGH INTELLECTUAL EXCITEMENT LEVELS
material
Premium hoodie in a comfortable cut that impresses with its high quality standards.
• 80% cotton / 20% polyester
• 280 GSM
• Hood with metal cord ends
• Fanny pack
Made in Turkey.
Please wash inside out with similar colors and do not iron the print.
Size chart
Size Chart
Toleranz ± 3 cm
| GRÖSSE | BREITE (cm) | LÄNGE (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 51 | 66 |
| M | 55 | 70 |
| L | 59 | 72 |
| XL | 63 | 74 |
| XXL | 67 | 76 |
| 3XL | 71 | 78 |
| 4XL | 75 | 80 |